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I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want. 
If you are looking for a new profile pic, I can tell you I don't have a studio. 
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I acquired over a very long time.
Skills that make me valuable for people like you.
If you don't ask me to shoot a profile pic, that'll be the end of it. 
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. 
But if you do, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will shoot you. 
I might cut off your head and feet. 
Then I will frame you and hang you.


Just kidding, feel free to contact me if you need some help with photography.
You can send a message through the 'Contact Me' section on the right and I will get back to you.



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